Cleaned the hen house.
Found a six foot black snake who had taken up residence in the hen house.
And she liked it.
A lot. A whole lot.
There may have been just a little screaming.
A water hose was involved.
Snakes don't like cold water.
Just so you know.
Don't ask how I do.
Someday, though, you might be glad you do.
P.S. The Mister is my hero. He just counted the loops as the snake was coiled up and said, "Gee, it sure is pretty. Look at that! Isn't she pretty? Wow! And she isn't that fat, is she?"
Note to other Misters: Never say a snake isn't fat. It implies the listener is... Just saying...