Something in this house stinks. I mean STINKS. I have looked everywhere and cannot find it. No rotten taters. Or onions. No unfortunate Wookie boo-boos. No sour laundry. No trash. Compost. Recyclables.
I've checked the Mister's shoes and mine. Looked behind the sofa and under His chair.
The bathroom has been scrubbed.
My search even went out to the porch, but Absolutely Nothing.
In short, my house smells weird and I can't find the source.
No one is getting in until I find it. I hate when this happens.
Added later: I found it! Wookie's food formulation has apparently changed. Mystery solved. Glad it wasn't the Mister. I have gotten used to him....