If you have a cat, you already can guess where this is going.
These are my clean clothes.
This is Wookie.
Wookie likes to sleep on my clean clothes.
My clothes no longer are hairless.
I never have this problem with the dogs, goats, ducks, or chickens. Or even Lydia and Waldo, the other two cats in our family.
He believes he is a special snowflake.
I do, too.
That is why he is still living and still on my clean clothes.
Btw, I am cleaning out old knitting magazines that need a new home. If you are interested in them, just send me an email and I will pop them in the mail to you. Most of them are "Vogue Knitting" from around 2005-2009. There are also a few other titles as well. Just click on comments or email to let me know!