1.) The security alarm goes off at 4 a.m. and you think it is the carbon monoxide alarm; AND,
2.) You go back to bed for a "few minutes" and wake up 15 minutes before you have to leave for work; AND,
3.) As you are driving to work, you hear a sickening "Thump thump thump" only to discover you have a flat tire one day before you are going to buy a completely new set (you have an appointment to do it, for crying out loud!); AND,
4.) While the gas light usually means you have another 50 miles to go, after traveling 24, you start to hear another sickening sound, "putt putt putt); AND,
5.) When you finally get to work, you discover that your donation of coffee is empty and no one has brought a new can.