Dear Person In Charge,
Will you please turn off the heat? You left it on from winter and it is no longer needed.
The bees are swarming the trough-lip spaces.The goats are head-butting over the prime shrub shade and won't eat. The chickens refuse to lay anymore fried eggs. My knitting sticks to me. The cross stitch has sweat stains. The cats won't catch mice. The dogs languish underneath the trucks and even Moose is too hot to chase cars.
My thighs are sticking together.
Any consideration you might make in the matter will be deeply and sincerely appreciated.
Thank you,
Matty
Dear Matty,
ReplyDeletePlease be assured that we will take your concerns under advisement.
Thank you for contacting us.
The Person in Charge
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PS. Although I am empathizing with you, I must admit I've been chuckling at your descriptions!